Welcome to Part II of my extremely intermittent series of reworked and reposted articles from behind the Irving paywall. You can read Part I here , but only if you’re okay with fiddleheads.
The original version of this story appeared in the March 19th, 2016 edition of the Telegraph Journal’s weekend Salon magazine. I think it was my first story for them, and my poor editor Katherine Hudson had to try to make a printable story out of a convoluted misadventure. Without further ado, here is the director’s cut (i.e. my worse version) of that misadventure into rural New Brunswick. Sorry Katherine.
The Midland Ice Caves do not sound like a real place. I was going to say that they sound Tolkien-esque but that isn’t true either. They lack the grandeur. It sounds more like someone trying to sound Tolkien-esque but who doesn’t quite have the chops.
Believe me when I say that they also do not look like a real place. This impression is reinforced by the fact that nobody seems to know exactly how to get to them. They’re always “around” some place, or “over near” some other landmark.
You can Google Map the location of the ice caves. It drops a pin somewhere in “LOCATION” New Brunswick, which is less than helpful. Through my phone, I have in my hand a map that is in many ways more than the territory, with a level of flexibility and detail that would have been the envy of cartographers drawing paper maps scant decades ago.
But ultimately, the phone and the paper map are the same thing. An abstraction representing the actual world you are trying to navigate. And so, as with a paper map, navigating with Google Maps is in practice a lot of looking down, then up, then down again to see if that side road or that building corresponds with the tiny version of it in your hand.
Even with the help of modern technology, zooming in and out of maps with the pinch of two fingers on a mobile device while cell towers triangulate your position in real-time, the Midland Ice Caves are not a well-marked attraction. Situated on private property in the vicinity of Norton, the caves aren’t a landmark on the scale of a Grand Canyon or a Mount Logan. They are the kind of thing that used to be very local.
We, a collective which here consists of myself, photographer Alex Vietinghoff and chief navigator slash resident adult Shauna Chase (both of Manatee fame. I’m like, really well connected you guys) set out from Fredericton on a Saturday afternoon to end all Saturday afternoons. Azure skies (actually azure, I checked it against a colour chart), crisp but not really cold. The kind of day that fills you with that inexplicable desire to take a deep breath and sigh a little, which is lovely unless you pass a field and a pile of fertilizer in that moment, as I did. It was the kind of winter day that makes you believe spring might be possible.
Alex, Shauna and I went through a lot of “Is that the place?” “Did we drive past it?” “I think we need to go back. We should go back” and “Let’s turn around up here.”
Driving first on the highway and then later on the back roads toward Cambridge Narrows, we were getting less and less sure of ourselves, and trusted less and less in our miracle maps. We stopped at a gas station to make sure we weren’t horribly lost. Smartphone maps are incredibly useful, but if really want to know about a place, the roadside gas station is still the best resource.
As we walked in, Alex moved toward the cash and began to say
“Excuse me, but could you tell us where…”
“The ice caves are?” A trim, no-nonsense woman finished for him from behind the till.
She then confirmed that we were indeed on the right track. Out of some strange sense of guilt for getting this information for free, I bought some Gatorade, beef jerky and M&Ms before we left the store. Expeditionary supplies.
That woman is Lorraine Lingley. She has seen the local ice caves grow from local curiosity to provincial and now interprovincial interest.
“I’ve been here for like 17 years, and I went out and that’s before the age of social media. And so it was very well known around here but you’d never see anybody, like nobody would come come from Saint John or whatever. And it’s only been in the last, probably three years, the last two years have been way more traffic.”
She said that at peak times it wasn’t uncommon to have 300 people a day come through asking about the caves, which made me, at least, feel better about my navigational skills.
We found our point of entry within sight of the gas station, a tiny sign perched at the top of a weathered fencepost declaring “Ice Caves,” pointing up a rough logging road.
The unseasonable warmth made the trek up the road a strange combination of muddy and icy. Vietinghoff pointed out sections where the field abutted the road that looked like miniature river deltas, broken stalks of wheat sticking out like tree stumps in some wasted post-apocalypse.
We also saw, in the choked, half-frozen stream running beside the road, miniature previews of the cave we were about to see, tiny caverns of crystal sculpted by sun and water.
Even under the trees, there was very little snow on the ground, which meant there would be no following others’ footprints to our destination. After a few less-than-fruitful turns, (including a fork marked by that most inspiring of New Brunswick back-woods sights, a rusted- out barbecue), we had a good Maritime debate about how to continue, filled with the usual suppositions, flawed logic, half-remembered bits of wilderness navigation lore and outright guesses before we decided to go straight.
Our miracle machine maps showed us a marker where the ice caves were supposed to be, but, not fully trusting them, we forged ahead. I was beginning to assume that if this story was ever read it would be by a rescuer reading notes typed into a dying cellphone. Maybe some quotes would make it into an article headlined “Millennials Perish After Fifteen Minute Hike Down Marked Trail.” Then suddenly, we heard voices.
We conferenced again and made the logical leap that anyone else in the woods was likely to be either at the ice caves, or heading toward the ice caves, and decided to follow the voices. Thus it was that after much wandering, we found a stream, that led to a winding gorge, that led to the caves.
In full winter, the caves look massive and shaggy and imposing, surrounded by snow. The warm weather had definitely shrunk them. But it had also removed the snow that softens their edge and blends the caves into the background. When we saw them, surrounded by burnt-orange leaf-litter, they looked… alien. The melt had softened and sculpted the shaggy edges. This effect was magnified by the fact that the falls emerge from the mossy forest floor as if by magic. There is no stream, no open water from which they flow, just a small cliff and a wall of ice hanging from its face.
Professor Cliff Shaw, Department Chair of Earth Sciences at UNB, explained that although he wasn’t familiar with the ice caves in particular, that this kind of thing is not uncommon.
“It is not unusual to have water seepage from rocks or even to have significant flow from springs tapping into an aquifer,” wrote Shaw. “When there is a localised layer of rock that does not allow water to pass through you can get what is called a perched watertable. If this perched watertable is exposed at the surface in a cliff face for example, you can get a spring. As long as the aquifer is below the frost line water will likely continue to flow even if temperatures at surface are far below zero.”
The melt had consumed and then refrozen a rope that was meant for climbing into the caves through one of the gaps in the frozen fall. We would later learn that earlier in the season some enterprising individual had actually carved stairs into the cave, although these were long melted when we got there. One of the families whose voices we had followed were busy climbing in via a couple of small trees they had braced into the gap.
John Seyler, 39, of Quispamsis was one of the architects of the ad-hoc tree bridge.
“Me and my youngest daughter started doing a little more hiking last summer, went to Glenn Falls Gorge area, and it was through meeting some people doing that hiking trail that recommended the ice caves during the winter,” he told me. “It’s definitely impressive. It’s more than what I thought this time of year considering there’s no snow on the ground or anything.”
We decided to trust ourselves to the treebridge, and looked, I am certain, athletic and majestic as we ascended into the crystal cavern. Inside was every bit as otherworldly as out. Like the day itself, it really did defy any instinct toward archness, instead demanding sincerity. The ice was blue-tinged. Again the warmth had changed the character of the falls.
The ice was more translucent, allowing a strange were-light to suffuse the space. Green moss clung to the rock wall on the inside of the cave, beginning to thaw and dotted here and there with bits of cobweb hung with water droplets that twinkled where they caught that strange ice-attenuated light.
Forty-four-year-old Barb Storey was also at the falls, but an injured ankle prevented her from climbing in.
“I’d like to come back when there’s more snow so it’s not as slippery with the ice. It’s very beautiful,” said Storey. “It’s not a bit like the pictures. You’ve got to see it in person. I’ve seen pictures of people inside and it looks really cool, so I’m disappointed that I can’t get in.”
We left the falls by a path winding up a side of the small gorge, lined in the most difficult spots with a makeshift rail of nylon rope strung at waist height. This eventually levelled out to a well-trodden trail that eventually brought us to … that barbecue from a few paragraphs ago. We had taken the wrong turn.
The random abandoned barbecue, the makeshift rails, the rope buried in the ice, and the jury-rigged trees we had used in its stead were a reminder of the difference between the ice caves and more highly-managed natural features. Without interpreters, without official provincial signage and stairs and standard safety rails, it felt like we were really discovering something, even if we weren’t, not really.
The balance between preserving discovery and preserving the landmark is a dangerous one. Look up some photos of the more-travelled routes around Everest if you want to ruin your day. But, if nobody knows about these places, nobody gets to experience them. And none of us, not myself, not Alex, not Shauna or John or Barb, would have been there if other people hadn’t told us it was there.
“Years ago it would be you take the picture, you take the film to be developed and the only people that saw it was your family, and now…you send it to your kid in Alberta and it goes on somebody’s Facebook account and then everybody in Canada and the U.S. knows where it is,” Lorraine Lingley told me, back at the gas station. “My personal feeling is that as long as people respect the rights and privileges of those people who own the land…then more people isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I think they’re an amazing piece of natural architecture that happens totally by accident every year.”